Monday 6 October 2008

Questions for Barack Obama

I have some questions for Barack Obama...

Will Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn be allowed to stay in the
Lincoln Bedroom?

Will they be sniffed by bomb squad dogs because, you know, in Ayers' 
own words, "I don't regret setting bombs" and "I feel we didn't do enough"?

Will Jeremiah Wright be a welcome visitor at the White House?

Will Tony Rezko get a Presidential pardon?

Will Rod Blagojevich get a Presidential pardon?

Will they be welcome to visit the White House when they get out?

In light of the current financial market problems do you still intend to raise taxes and increase trade protectionism?

Do you still believe that sub-prime loans are a
good idea?

Do you still believe that taxing the whole economy with an emissions trading scheme is a good idea?

Are you going to reject votes from dead people put on the register by one of your favourite organisations, ACORN?

Will you support a bill stating that English is the official language of the United States?

Do you think you have the strength of character to take the first tough decision in your political career?

Do ou agree with Joe Biden that paying more in tax is a citizen's "patriotic duty"?

Will you give Michelle a significant role in government in the way that Bill Clinton did for Hillary?

When you're president will you send your relatives in Kenya that live in shanty towns a few bucks to help them out?

(Nothing Follows)

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